Logline: After (partially) solving the big case at the heart of Muppets Most Wanted, Jean Pierre and Sam are somehow forced to team up once more to nab a suave thief who is stealing the world’s sexiest women and eagles in order to...have them. These bumbling detectives are accidentally handcuffed, superglued and bread-tied together for the duration of their adventure, which takes them from the karaoke bars of Japan to the war zones of the Middle East and the beak-freezing weather of Antarctica.

Watch God's Not Dead Online But what if Disney, inspired by the Marvel universe, decided to open up the world of the Muppets to allow for spinoff features? Could these characters possibly do as well in one-off films without the assistance of the ensemble? We sure as hell would like to think so, and these are some of the projects we think should be movin’ right along into the brains of Hollywood studio heads. Note that I’ve left our favorite Muppet Kermit the Frog by the wayside, since he already has his own spinoff, in addition to his other appearances outside the core Muppet universe. It might not be easy being green, but he's sure good at making it.

Watch Divergent Online Everybody loves the Muppets, right? I mean, not everyone may have felt the need to go and see their latest effort, Muppets Most Wanted, as evidenced by last weekend’s box office results, but that doesn’t mean the world has turned against them. I’d happily shell out money to see any adventure they decide to go on, hoping against hope that they decided to leave Walter behind next time.

Watch Muppets Most Wanted Online This makes no sense, just from a timeline point of view. Okeniyi, meanwhile, stole the show away from his two bland co-stars in the teenage romantic drama Endless Love, and appeared in both Runner, Runner and The Spectacular Now. He’s an extremely charismatic young talent who, hopefully, will be able to show some of that personality in what have become a dour series of sci-fi thrillers. Time will tell. Terminator: Genesis is aiming for a July 1, 2015 release date.

Watch Divergent Online If you’ve read this far in the article, you probably know that Dyson heroically died in T2. The way his labored breathing slowly stopped still disturbs me to this day:

There are no real details about how Dyson’s son will factor into the new story. And really, we’re completely confused by the casting of these roles now. Because Okeniyi is 25, so we’d assume that Genesis is taking place 20 years after Terminator 2 (when the Dyson child was just that… a child). But Genesis has gone ahead and cast Emilia Clarke – age 26 – as Sarah Connor. Also, Jason Clarke, age 44, will play John Connor.Starring: Ty Burrell as Jean Pierre Napoleon; Jean Reno as the master thief; Scarlett Johansson as all of the world’s sexiest women; Yvette Nicole Brown as the sassy stewardess who’s on every flight that Jean Pierre and Sam travel on; a hologram of Peter Sellers as Jean Pierre’s new boss.